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★ The Story ★

Meet LimoRob

Rob has driven the Vegas Strip for fifteen years. He's heard everything, seen everything, and has finally decided to talk about it on a microphone.

The LimoRob Show started as voice memos between fares. It's now the loudest podcast in Nevada and the official broadcast of the Make Vegas Money Again movement — a satirical (mostly) campaign to restore Vegas to its brightest, weirdest, most profitable self.

Portrait of LimoRob

The Five-Point Platform

Our official, fully serious*, definitely-not-a-bit policy agenda.*it's a bit

01

Bigger Jackpots

If the slot says Mega, it should mean it. We demand truth in flashing lights.

02

Brighter Neon

No casino sign should be dimmer than its parking garage. This is non-negotiable.

03

Louder Hats

Every American deserves headwear so bold it can be heard.

04

Buffets For All

Crab legs are a human right after midnight.

05

Honest Limo Drivers

We pledge a zero-percent cousin-discount-detour rate by 2028.

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A note on the slogan

"Make Vegas Money Again" is a parody — equal parts campaign rally and casino marquee. It is not affiliated with any politician, party, or PAC. Any resemblance to actual political slogans is, frankly, the point.